Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...