The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....