Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...