Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...