Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
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We go bear hunting
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A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.