Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...