Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...