I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...