Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...