Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...