Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...