Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....