The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....