Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”