Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!