Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...