You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Where are we?
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Tell Me
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Why are spiders like tops?
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The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Did you see that?
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Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
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A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
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