A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...