Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....