You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...