Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!