Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.