Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!