Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...