yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...