Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Real classified ads 01
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...