Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...