Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Women – Ways To Drive Men Crazy!
50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy…1. Do not say what you...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!