When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...