Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...