Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...