Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...