Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...