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Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
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Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
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15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
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FROG
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When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
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Good advices
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I think Rover is getting a bit old…
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