Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...