Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....