How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
For Atlanta Falcon Fans!
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his...