Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...