Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...