Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Writing letters to son
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...