Penis holding
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Sound advice from kids!
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Poetic justice
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What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
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Variation of return your keys
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Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
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It’s been nice gnawing you!
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Poles At Theater
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Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
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