Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...