A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...