Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...