3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Diary Entries
Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful...