No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...