Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...