A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...