Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...