Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...