Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...