What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...